Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I don't deserve a penis
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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