So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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