just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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