I'm gonna have a badass scar
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Success! We fucked roommates!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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