I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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