Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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