normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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