how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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