Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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