i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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