Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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