I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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