In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I checked into jail on foursquare
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm both gender and math confused
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