but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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