I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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