Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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