I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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