If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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