so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
God I need to hump something, right now.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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