what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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