Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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