And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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