Got a toothbrush?
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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