Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
