Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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