So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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