haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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