I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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