no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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