So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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