The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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