Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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