what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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