No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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