Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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