Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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