Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
