Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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