Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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