It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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