An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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