I skipped work to stalk him.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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