I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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