Your dad touched me again.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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