Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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