We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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