of course. lets lasso hookers.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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