Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My liver just had a heart attack.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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