Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
how can u be prego again
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Just puked most of my soul out..
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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