I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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