he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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