I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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