I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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