is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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