i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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